Judging by the looks of the immense lard ass on top, I’d say he ways 325…Tonnes.
The poor guy below probably trained hard, took his vitamins and minerals, yadda yadda yadda… but how the hell do you let a walrus like that get on top of you? Couldn’t he trip him? Couldn’t he run around and tire him out? Couldn’t he use the fatty’s gravitational pull against himself and knock him down?

Check out the difference in color between the poor sap’s foot… and his face. I think this photo was taken a split second before fatty positioned his hands and locked on a kimur… ah, who we kiddin? Fatty wins via smothering.

This dude makes the Stay-Puffed Marshmellow Man seem ripped.

Can you believe this big, mohawked idiot?!
This gem of a quote came our during the press conference after big Timmy out-lasted Polish strongman Marius Pudzianowski (with a career 2-0 record) in what can be loosely described as a freakshow of a fight, this past weekend. Prior to this, big Timmy got knocked out in nine (9) seconds by a 50 year old with zero MMA experience, in Ray Mercer. Heck, I consider myself a bit of a legendary blogger…

I just want to contratulate him, honestly...

Daley apparently told the ref he was just going to talk to Koscheck. Afterwards, the ref yelled, “You lied to me Paul!!” Well duh!! You can see Koscheck is quasi-ready for the punch as he puts his hands up.

Oooooooooch....

Poor Michael Bisping.

The bloke tried his hardest at UFC 100, but he came up short (and out cold) against a Dan Henderson right-cross. This is *actually* an action shot, a split second after Hendo crushed the left side of Mike’s face in…and someone had the nerve to super-impose Bisping’s head on a gay, dancing fairy for their own amusement!! The person who did this exquisite, seamless (and somewhat funny) job ought to be ashamed!!

Note: Bisping doesn’t actually have that goofy, Simpson-esque under-bite in real life. As I said before, this is an action shot of him after Hendo nearly knocked his block off, and before Hendo’s extra “Forearm of Doom” mashed into Mike’s chin after Mike hit the canvas.

The Self-uppercut. That's about the only thing in this picture that's better than Tyson's red/green shorts. And his last name. And his muffin top.

So does CompuBox score that as a strike for Tyson, or his opponent? Tyson FURY gets rocked, but he’s also the damn fool that threw the punch! He doesn’t do his last name proud.

let go, let go, let go, let go....

I’d venture to guess by the time the guy in the black shorts w/pink (that’s pink, as in PINK) trim lifted him up high enough that the guy performing the armbar was eyeball-to-pecker…that it was time to cut his losses and just let the damn thing go. Watch the guy’s form and posture. He’s very firm and rigid, until his nose is smashed into the canvas and he looks like a lawn dart…then he goes limp. Round 1 only too, the poor bastard.